~*~ HELL IS JUST THE BEGINNING ~*~ open 24/7, like hell ~*~
thats right, we're on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY now. corporate said every location needs a "web presence" so here it is. we sell gas, slushies, lottery tickets, hot dogs of unverifiable age, and everything else you could need at 3 in the morning. we are legally required to say the coffee is "hot". we are open ALL NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT. we have always been open. come on down!!
(site best viewed on Internet Explorer 6 at 800x600. if the page looks weird on Netscape thats a YOU problem)
click any flyer to view BIG SIZE. printed flyers available in store (ask gary)
NEW!! show your 7-HELL pride!! beanies, hoodies + more. ask Gary (he probably has no idea where they are)
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the LOITERER SPECIAL is back by popular demand (nobody asked) — 2 pepperoni sticks, taquito bits, instant ramen, 1 gatorade. $6.66. no substitutions, no receipts.
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SCRATCH & WIN!!! millions could be urs. (they're not.) ask about our $1 tickets at the counter, if anyone's actually working
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half gallon, 64oz. EXPIRATION DATE MAY VARY. by purchasing you accept the risks. —mgmt
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NEW FLAVOR alert!!! hellfire mango, so hot it hurts (for real, we had 2 complaints)
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3:17 AM special. cold pizza + toxic coffee, $2.99. we don't judge (we've seen worse). always available, we're never closed
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hot AND cold at the same time. science we don't understand either
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commit two sins get 1 FREE!!! (hot dog + hot dog + slushy, $5.99) limit 1 per customer. we're watching.
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do you follow patterns? take our quiz and find out!! 10 questions. be honest, nobody's checking. (nobody's checking.)
somebody installed a game on the breakroom computer. corporate said remove it. we have decided to interpret that as "share it with the whole internet."